Monday, September 13, 2010

How do you solve a problem like Rihanna.....

How do you solve a problem like Rihanna?
How do you make her hair (and style) go back the old way?
Let me just get right to it - this recent VMA look is not cute!!! Rihanna in years past has blown us away with her hair. I mean every young woman I'd see would rock this mohawk style after she did it.



And they are still rocking this style! Let's not forget the sweet yet edgy bob she used to rock.


So what's with this red hair? Honey, you have dyed it blonde, dyed it black, worn it long, worn it hacked. This red mess needs to go, pronto!!!
So how do you solve a problem like Rihanna? Shave her head bald and make her a NATURAL. We know she has the face for it. After a few months, she can rock a cute fro. Do it, do it, Rihanna, so I can put you in the A-B-C file, like I did Solange. Oh, I know what you're thinking, you don't want to copy Solange or Sinead O'Connor. That's fine. It's okay, go bald and blonde and rock it like peach fuzz. And do it soon before everyone goes natural. Don't want to make the decision to cut it all off? That's fine too. After all that you've done to your hair, it will probably fall out, and any good hairstylist well tell you to cut it all off and start again.

1 comment:

  1. We need to have a prayer vigil for her hair.

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